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Consisteny is Way Over-Rated

Nemo stood in the bathroom doors of my apartment. (Two bathrooms in the same apartment.) My head hit the top frame of the left door five times the first night we moved in.

Gandalf in Hobbit House

In a Calcutta hotel. The building was built by the Brits. Apparently, at some point, the desis decided to make two desi floors out of each one Brit floor.

Delicate Architectures

The Leaning Tower of Pisa is over-rated.

(Check out my earlier funny pictures of delicate architectures.)

Columbine Monks

"You gotta ask yourself one question - 'Do I feel lucky...' Well, do ya punk..."

"Where Is He?!"

Sandyha is looking for the culprit who just chewed down her fruit trees. The culprit is the monkey on the roof in the upper-right hand corner of the picture.

Bear Carving

At a tiny local barber shop where I get my hair cut for Rs15. The bears being carved and trimmed there seem remarkably calm.

Spelling not Included

(Check out the spelling of the word "professional.") "Don't try this at home. Leave it to us `Proffessionals'."

Could be Norman Bates

The sign says "BOYS HOSTEL, BEST FOODING & LOADING"

"INIA?" Doh!

"We like variable-sized fonts."

Masterpiece

The brand name to the right of the brilliant sign says "Masterpiece."

The Little Engine That Could

"We didn't say it could spell."

Shopping for a Brand-Name Fridge

I didn't know Coke and Pepsi make refrigerators.

Bio-fuel --- We Put the Fuel in the Bio

Three vehicles stopped by for fuel, each with an onboard gas tank to fill: a jeep, a bicycle, and a mule-cart.

Beauty and the Beast

Outside a "beauty parlour." "Hey, whom are you calling the `beast'?!"

Perfect against HIV

Fliers distributed by a prominent local school. Will make Bush proud.

"Quality Messiah"

I rubbed out the names of the presenter and the presentee engraved on the plate. (The presentee, the "quality messiah," was the one who championed the "no sex education" flyer above.)

Professional Service

The dude in the green shirt is a "technician" sent by the water filter company to fix the water filter. As soon as he showed up, he asked Nemo for duct tape...

Nowhere

Google does find the schools that we work at: they are clearly marked in the middle of nowhere.

Incredible !ndia

The following pictures are from the "Ministry of Internal Affairs" in Delhi. The black stuff on the poster is black mold.

In the Guts of the Vogon Lair

Corridors (the first two frames above) and offices (the third frame) are stuffed with tons of dusty paperwork from the yester-years.

High Security

Can't be too careful with all the precious paperwork. Six or seven nails on each side should do it.

External Affairs

Now we are at the "Ministry of External Affairs" to continue the paperwork requirements, where all the "affairs" are conducted "externally." By hordes of monkeys!

We Just Work Here

Sign inside the "Ministry of External Affairs." "Don' [sic] ask us. Ask the monkeys."

Incredible !ndia